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You’re going to hell because you didn’t crack to Jesus fast enough…
Hey. Guess what? It’s time for hell.
Even a muthafucka can understand where I’m coming from on this one. The more that scientists study the human mind, the more they see that we are Apex Predators living in doll houses. And it’s driving us bugshit.
We have whole industries based on crazy people now. And let me tell you, there is no pill [...]
The cow has come home to graze. Here is a muppet acting badly:
In a correction to a post on the other blog, muppets make the grade. Coming in at number 4a, Muppets! – Muppets can get away with murder because nobody expects the dirty ass puppets of fucking up the program. A muppet like Charles [...]
In a stunning technological breakthrough, Dr. Murk’s World Beta WordPress addition now allows you to make comments without waiting for a moderator to approve your post!
We call this new easy write technology “Fast Pass” and it is now super available to all of you 3 or 4 people who read these pages. Feel free to [...]
You seem to have allergies to everything. You touched something bad and God is fucking with you.
That or you’re one of those people who can’t handle life and got a doctor’s note for being a dick.
Amry men are not gay. The Spartans were not GAY! I’m not sure why. That would be soooo cool. SEXARMY!!!!
Stop being a stupid bitch and admit aliens aren’t real. You’re just a dumb hick who got lit up on meth and needed a cover story for the asst. mngr. at Walmart who wants to fire you from the hot dog machine.
These dudes wore masks and had secks with yor gurl, bro! She would have [...]
You don’t belong in other countries. Stay the fuck home.
rELIGION rOLL cALL tIME.
Bad people! BAD! Look:
You fucked up Iran.
