Dr Murk's World

There’s No Doubt About It…

drmurk — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:14:17 +0000

You’re going to hell because you didn’t crack to Jesus fast enough…

What the hell?

Hey. Guess what? It’s time for hell.

Even A Muthafucka

drmurk — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:55:39 +0000

Even a muthafucka can understand where I’m coming from on this one. The more that scientists study the human mind, the more they see that we are Apex Predators living in doll houses. And it’s driving us bugshit.

Gug!

We have whole industries based on crazy people now. And let me tell you, there is no pill or magic bullet for crazy and we all gone crazy. Why? Evolution built us a brain over millions of years, and its purpose is survival. When there is no real threat, we invent threats to overcome. Not because we’re stupid or assfucks, but because its how our brain was built to function.

The brain developed to overcome crisis and will detect crisis even where there is none. Oddly, without this built in crisis meter, we’d never have made it to where we are. And it’s the very thing that makes us nuts.

Maybe the new survival will mandate a more sedate mind. Maybe we will domesticate ourselves… become our own pets, so to speak.

Or maybe we’ll just fuck and fight it out until we’re back to square one. I guy can hope.

Muppets

drmurk — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:24:01 +0000

The cow has come home to graze. Here is a muppet acting badly:

ur soft!

In a correction to a post on the other blog, muppets make the grade. Coming in at number 4a, Muppets! – Muppets can get away with murder because nobody expects the dirty ass puppets of fucking up the program. A muppet like Charles Manson nearly got away with it. If only he hadn’t made fun of the Jews…

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drmurk — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:12:59 +0000

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And now, I will silence these mimes by chopping off their hands…

Land Mimes

Mo Deseeses

drmurk — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:05:21 +0000

You Touched Something.

You seem to have allergies to everything. You touched something bad and God is fucking with you.

That or you’re one of those people who can’t handle life and got a doctor’s note for being a dick.

Gay Military

drmurk — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:57:45 +0000

Hey, buddy. Gimme some ass!

Amry men are not gay. The Spartans were not GAY! I’m not sure why. That would be soooo cool. SEXARMY!!!!

You Are Su Fucking Dumb!

drmurk — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:47:56 +0000

Fuck You!

Stop being a stupid bitch and admit aliens aren’t real. You’re just a dumb hick who got lit up on meth and needed a cover story for the asst. mngr. at Walmart who wants to fire you from the hot dog machine.

These dudes wore masks and had secks with yor gurl, bro! She would have done them without the masks.

Tourism Sucks! Stay Home

drmurk — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:24:43 +0000

Anti-Vacation

You don’t belong in other countries. Stay the fuck home.

Phenomena

drmurk — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:44:09 +0000

rELIGION rOLL cALL tIME.

Remurkance

drmurk — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:36:23 +0000

Bad people! BAD! Look:

Desert Spunk

You fucked up Iran.